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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:27 pm    Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes Reply with quote
Everybody tells chuck norris jokes so place them here. ill start

when Chuck Norris Does a push-up the world moves not him.

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Correction:

When CN (Chuck Norris) does push-ups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the earth down...

now my turn

CN uses tabasco sause as eye drops.

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
FREAKING CORRECTION!!:

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

get it strait. *coughchriscough* haha jk.

but yea anyways

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha!

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
oh yea and

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN doesnt get frostbitten... he bites frost.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN can blow bubbles in beef jerky

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN dosent use guns because he alredy has to many...

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
water freezes in fear after CN says freeze.

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN doesnt pay taxes taxes pay chuck norris

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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha CN thinks sam is cool... thats a CN JOKE!!

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
thanks i guess that may have split meanings

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN doesnt have to use weapons... he IS a weapon.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Little kids wear Superman pjs. Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs.
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN beat the impossible quiz... literally...

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
There is no weapon of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

try finding chuck norris on google or just follow this link i swear its not a spam

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CN tears can cure cancer, to bad CN dosent cry.

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
a better one is

they found the cure to cancer, to bad chuck norris doesnt want to give up his blood.

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