(why would you wish for that?) ok but then you get stuck in a mental instution for life and they put you in a room filled fluffy pillows and moldy cheese.

i wish that team buddies two would come out...

(reason: bcuz then the state of CA would pay $1-2million per year for me to be cared for, my mom gave me that info... she works with D.D. people... that would mean im worth something)

granted, but it comes out for sega handheld...

i wish i didnt only have MS Paint to do artistic things... other than web design...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

thats disgusting chris.. are you saying Christ's blood is worth only 1-2 mil? and secound you can actually curse yourself by saying something like that.... sorry to go all serious on you there.

and i agree with matt.... SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM is for breakfest. ew okay no that would be gross.

ok granted, you get spam for breakfast for the rest of your life...

i wish for jam...

granted but it is nasty made in tjuawana jam and you not only find a small animal inside of it you get lead posioning from the half a pencil inside of it

i wish for WANTED to be a more played game...

granted but EVERYONE just copies it [[or burns it?]] from there friends so it doesnt make nearly as much money as it should and they stop making them because they think no one wanted it.

i wish..?

for some coffe froms the hills of colubia.. (quoting dethklok)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M4zYdav57SA

i wish for dethkloks new album to come out....

granted but then you brake it and it was sold out and no one can burn it for you.

i wish that i could finish this book..

granted but the ending sucks.

i wish that my band would get a record deal.

granted but then you relize your band sucks! [haha jk]

i wish that i wasnt tired

(aww that's not cool.) jk

granted, but you can never go to sleep again, thus sending your world into a chaotic realm where all you have is a stick and a piece of rope.

i wish the new total war game coming out wasn't just for pc

oh those are my favorite kind of realms though!

granted but then all technology self destructs and we go back to a more primative living and you spent all your money on this silly game that just sits there.. ha

i wish that i had something to eat.

granted but on the last bite you choke and then when someone gives you himlick maniover they crack all your ribs and you die from internal bleeding

i wish i had more time to spend on runescape....

granted but then you relize. BAM! you have no life and no friends... ooops.

i wish i wasnt a ghost anymore

granted but you try and fly thinking your still a ghost and kill yourself and an innocent mexican child

i wish that i had a cell phone

awww!
granted but then BAMMM!! it explodes and kills you and two jail mates o.o

i wish i had soething good to eat

granted but it turns out it was actually raw tuna.

i wish it wasn't so hot.

granted but you dident need to wish for that

i wish for ww3 to start

granted, but your whole family gets drafted and you get to see all your family members DIE! (MAN, i AM evil!)