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the drunken fisher
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dont talk to people here this is cn jokes thread ( there is a chat room)
CN eats ceral without milk...
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that was gay...
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the drunken fisher
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when CN playes vidio games he is allways in GOD mode (i just thought of that, good for the sight.
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arkman93
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the name of CHUCK NORRIS must be in all caps(im talkin holding down shift not caps lock)
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the drunken fisher
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(what)
CN can karate kick buldings in half
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ninjedi
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| Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: CN joke |
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any chick with crooked teeth gave CN a french kiss
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vilheilm
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since CN can do anything, he can fly, which makes him superior to you
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MedPak
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metal was invented after someone hearing chuck norris's battle cry _________________  |
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fallingstar
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i can fly to will. like a plane.
and thats funny medpak..
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Sam
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chuck norris can eat cocnuts whole
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vilheilm
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if chuck norris didn't exist, God would have to put me in his place, thus, once again, making me SUPERIOR to all you pathetic humans!
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the drunken fisher
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sadly thoug you are a vegtibal, you cant move its just that a computer is hooked up to your brain so it fact we ALL are supirior to you
the only reson the japanies surrenderd in werld war 2 is because they hear that CN was enlisting
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vilheilm
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that was one of the saddest spellings of vegitable i've seen.
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Sam
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SEE WHAT I AM TALKING BOUT
HE CANT SPELL
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vilheilm
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I KNOW
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Who won WWII? Chuck Norris
Who can live in Oklahoma and never worry about their house being blown away in a tornado? chuck norris, he just blows on it and it goes away.
Who's faster Flash or Jesse Owens? trick question chuck norris.
what is stronger than a elephant but quieter than a feather? chuck norris
Chuck Norris's real name isnt Chuck Norris, its God.
Who needs powerthirst when you have chuck norris? (youtube it if you dont get it)
When God gives you lemons, you send CN to kill him.
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vilheilm
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first off cn isn't God, God is God. i don't find God related jokes very funny. Powerthirst is incredible. "when God gives you lemons, you find a new God". you'll have babies! 400 babies! then you give them powerthirst so they can run abnormally fast. enter them in a race against Kenyans. they'll race against Kenyans and get in a tie with Kenyans then the Kenyans will get deported back to Kenya! you'll be going so fast that mother nature will be like slow down and you'll be like f--- you and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEG!!!
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Sam
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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